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Field certified since the very first cob

Corny Bob Original

Corny Bob: a yellow sponge with a corn cob on his head, white shirt, red tie, brown shorts, striped socks and black shoes

Pure yellow, maximum corn, and absolutely no replacement Bobs allowed on payroll.

Before The Copycats

Bob reports before sunrise, when the field is quiet and the copycats are printing labels. He checks every kernel by hand, straightens the red tie, and signs the day’s crop with front tooth. Lunch is corn. Dinner is also corn. His desk holds a pencil, a butter dish, and nothing confidential. Asked for his secret, Bob points to the cob, then to himself. There has never been a second answer.

Corny Bob standing in a wooden corn storehouse beside a table lined with cobs

Standard Field Equipment

  • Cob CrownEight bright rows.
  • Red TieCentered before sunrise.
  • Black ShoesField polished daily.

Corny Bob Original

The original clocks out smelling exactly like corn.